Top ten reasons to date a graphics addict...

The World Does Revolve Around Us ... We Pick the Coordinate System
Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do
We Know How to Handle Stress and Strain in Our Relationships
Parents Will Approve
Help with Your Math Homework
Can Calculate Head Pressure
Looks Good on a Resume
Free Body Diagrams
High Starting Salary
Extremely Good Looking Wall (with degrees)

Top ten reasons not to date a graphics addict...

T-Shirt and Jeans Are Their Formal Dress.
Only Social Life Known Is Posting and Talking on the Net
Flames Like a Monster, Speaks Like a Pussy Cat
Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm Daily, No Morning Kisses, and No Evening Walks
No Matter How Hard You Cry and How Loud You Yell, Just Sits There Calmly Discussing Your Emotion in Terms of Mathematical Logic
Listens to Everything from Bach to Prince, Hates Classic Rock.
Hot Dog and a 6-Pack Is Their Seven Course Meal
Talks in Acronyms
Can't Leave that Damn Pencil Off Ear for One Minute
Will File for Divorce If You Call in the Middle of Debugging their C code.

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