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    Words of wizdom:

  • Love is to sex what X-Windows is to Unix (just a shell)
  • Whoever wrote the "Love API" obviously forgot to #define DEBUG
  • ekarak@icaros: [24] ~ > make love

    • make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Go find out what love is, then come tell me. Stop.

  • ekarak@icaros: [24] ~ > rlogin girl

    • ekarak@girl: [1] ~ > gcc -o fixup love.c sex.c understanding.c

    ekarak@girl: [1] ~ > ./fixup

    Bus error (core dumped)

  • If only "su" would compile under "WomanOS"... it would be as easy as "su <ex>".... But then, you don't know the password. Damn.
  • void love(int myself, int mytime, char *girl)

    • { for (;;) {myself--; mytime--; *girl++}

    exit(1);

    }

  • An abstract from "girl.c":

    • int main(int argc, char *argv){

    ...

    signal(SIGILY, coredump);

    ...

    }

    coredump()

    {

    fprintf(stderr, "I'm not so sure. Sorry... \n");

    close(sd); /* imply(NICE_GUY_BUT_ASSHOLE); */

    }