SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
sex - have sex
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
bestiality with <animal>
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
get a date with the features described in <file>
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
Author prefers to be anonymous.
Oldest program ever.